Brandi shows the girls her pole-dancing skills and it is all Kyle can do to bite her tongue and smirk. *Too. Many. Jokes. Cannot. Choose.* When Marisa started to get on her soapbox about what she thinks makes a sexy … 
15 Jan
Brandi walks away from her conversation with Scheana looking like a total badass. “Yeah, I can pat the arm of the girl who was doing my husband while I was pregnant… because I’m a 6’0” blonde bombshell in a little …
09 Jan
We left off with Faye chewing out Brandi for her fight with Adrienne, and insisting she send her flowers. I get that Faye is on Adrienne’s side, but clearly Brandi is still pissed at her, so I don’t think she …
19 Dec
Who’s side am I on, Adrienne or Brandi’s? Well, last week, I was staunchly on Brandi’s side. Hello, she’s the underdog, the single mom, the woman scorned… Adrienne has more money than God and until very recently, went on …
12 Dec
Kyle and Mauricio’s 16-year-old daughter, Alexia, gets a gorgeous white Mercedes as her first car. Well deserved, I am sure! What bad could come from giving Paris Hilton’s cousin a brand new car? And what’s with Mauricio giving all these …
13 Nov
We start off with Kyle helping Adrienne pick out a present for darling Portia. If ever there was a more unnatural outing! What’s most evident in this scene is that Adrienne needs a hair intervention. What’s going on with the two-toned …
06 Nov
Like a breath of fresh air: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! Does anyone else get chills when they play the opening credits? Happens to me every time!
We start off in the House of Pink, Lisa and …
24 Jul
Much has been made over recent media speculation that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards has had a nose job. I’m pretty sure that these new pics Reality Tea just posted from the opening of her sister …
03 Apr
Sans Camille. Sigh.
But GUYS?! Are you even getting how monumental this is?! Here are the people whose return I questioned:…
06 Feb