‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 6 Recap
On this episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, we saw two big Italian families dealing with a gay relative. Rosie came out to the Wakile kids and the Manzos, Lauritas, and Giudices go to Jaime Laurita’s wedding in Chicago. Caroline is pissed that Teresa is there, Joe Giudice sticks his foot in his mouth once again, and Dina is mysteriously absent. Check out my favorite scenes from this week’s episode!
Is “boyfriend” the new “unattended” is the new “jail”? I can’t keep the safe words straight!
Melissa, with your acting chops, you should keep your day job. No wait – your day job is singing. Better quit that, too. I heard the Mowry sisters are hiring an impersonator for appearances! That you could do.
Kim D: Jocelyn Wildenstein called. She wants her look back. And note to Teresa: should real friends really agree with you all the time? All hail Super T!
Caroline Manzo shouldn’t refer to herself in third person. And why didn’t Dina go?? What’s going on there? Where are the other sisters? That shit is not cool. Why would Teresa go if Dina isn’t going?
Teresa says her brother has proposed going to see a “physical therapist.” What could they possible hope to accomplish there? I don’t think stretching Teresa’s brain would be the answer. Well, actually…
This scene with Rosie coming out to Joseph and Victoria was so sweet! You could see how hard it was for her, but that she felt it was important that they hear the news from her. Rosie is lucky to have such a loving and supportive family. Mazel!
The Jersey goombas have arrived in Chicago! Caroline is having a fierce attack of menopause and is pulling no punches.
Teresa says she has “sweet blood?” Who told you this? Was it the same person who told you you couldn’t make tomato sauce when you had “time of the month”? It’s amazing what passes for reason around here.
I love Joe’s sharing of the “gayest thing he’s ever done.” Somehow I think his friend won the bigger penis contest.
Jacqueline – MEOW saying Joe thinks he’s above the law! That was the best contribution she’s ever made to the show.
I was happy to see Rosie enjoying her sexuality, but she probably would have had a better time if her entire family wasn’t there watching.
OMG. SO AWKWARD, Joe Giudice’s comment that Greg had the loosest butthole. Greg was clearly offended. Maybe their matching outfits will bring them together?
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I’m going to have to watch my tongue (via my fregnitips) too, when rhONJ airs. I’m spitting nails just in anticipation. There is nothing more that I would like than to see Albie and Greg busted for public fornication, Jacqueline’s face explode from too much botox, Caroline get whacked and put in the trunk of a car by Albert after finding him humping a waitress from the Bleckstone, Melissa get tomatoes and bottles thrown at her at her next performance at a grocery store, Joey’s father bust a cap in his ass, and the Wakilie’s vanish into an alien spaceship never to return. Don’t even go there regarding Melissa’s sisters. I can’t even say what I want to happen to them.