Hi Haters: Danielle Staub, Michael Lohan, and More D-List Celebs are Making Tons of Money Over the Phone

So here’s something that might piss off you recent college grads unable to find jobs: Danielle Staub, ousted Real Housewives of New Jersey star, says she gets paid $1,000 an hour at her new job. And this is with her clothes on! Danielle now works at Dial-a-Star.com. In a nutshell, this website charges you per minute to chat on the phone with your favorite D-list stars, like our girl Danielle, Michael and Dina Lohan, and Jersey Shore outcast, Angelina Pivarnick. Of course, not all stars are made equal: Dina Lohan charges $25 a minute, while Octomom, Nadya Suleman, charges $12 per minute.

Gina Rodriguez, the founder of the site, she says she was inundated with questions from fans asking how to talk to their favorite celebrities. And it’s going well, so far! Michael Lohan made $3,500 last week and Danielle made $7,000!

But wait – does anyone think perhaps there was a little phone sex involved, with Danielle making the most money? After all, she admitted to loving phone sex on season one of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I smell a scandal!

What does it say about the world today that Danielle Staub, who was famously arrested and charged with kidnapping, and also admitted to being a prostitution whore call girl, or Michael Lohan, all-around hot mess and mortifying dad, is now more employable than you?

(Photo via All About the Real Housewives)